Rx for a Better Life

OK, I’m making a disclaimer right now. This blog post is not entirely original. But it was simply too good not to share. And, I guarantee a good chuckle! So sit back, take a sip, and enjoy!

Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Zinfandel.

Zinfandel is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Zinfandel can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Zinfandel almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses, you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had.

Stop hiding and start living, with Zinfandel.

Zinfandel may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Zinfandel. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side Effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

Now just imagine what you could achieve with a good Cabernet!
 
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5 Comments


VSC_Girl said:
October 10, 2008 12:39 PM

That was hilarious! I think I might need to up my doses. Haha!


JohnLopresti said:
October 10, 2008 6:47 PM

With cab I could revist that treatise I wrote for history in college, specifically the appendix which was an essay for modern government class, the one typed at extraordinary velocity fingers loosened by some reserve Medoc.


Cynthia said:
October 19, 2008 10:58 AM

LOVE this!!! Exceptionally fun and found
to be oh so true.


Jess s said:
February 23, 2009 4:08 PM

HaHa! love this too! I wiah all drug labels were like this!


Kim (aka Wilma) Author Profile Page said:
February 25, 2009 7:34 PM

I couldn't agree more. Better yet, maybe wineries should be allowed to print this on their back labels. It might get people to start buying more wine. Or at the very least, it would cause a lot of giggling to occur, which I think everyone sorely needs right now!

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